bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Tuesday, February 28, 2006
my, what a big belt you have....




This is what I'm working on at the moment - well, the magazine with the lovely picture of the lovely cock.

and yes, it gets bigger (the picture) if you click on it.

HEY! has anyone figured out the music accompanying the OLD RELIABLE clip below??? lemme know




Monday, February 27, 2006


Finally fixing the NAKED LUNCH clip from last week; otherwise gotta run - lots of porno to ship, and then my killer 11-hour Monday double shift!



This pic is from a JACK WRANGLER magazine, Piston Power, that I'm selling on eBay - I think I posted another pic below earlier this week.


And oh yeah, I finally posted for sale SKINHEAD, - here's a supplemental page, as well.




Saturday, February 25, 2006
honcho

from the June 1985 issue of HONCHO - which I will no doubt be selling this week.
wet, hairy crotch. what more can 1 ask for? I remember having this issue previously, something I'd buy on 2nd Avenue late at night after leaving The Bar. One of the hairier Kristen Bjorn models.




Friday, February 24, 2006
Old Reliable - indeed!

I mean, just listen to the music playing, and this guy can get and retain that beautiful hard-on! what a pro! And did you notice where he aims his spunk? Nice cotton jockstrap, making me wonder where that wound up....

clip from Old Reliable 045 - Best Solos - director: David Hurles (1985)

Starring: Bill Morgan, Butch, Cash, Champ (Ron Collier), Crazy Idol, Dale, Eric Ryan, Falcon (D. Hughes), John, Juan Cruz, Keith, Little Joe, Lone Wolf, Mark, Mike Adams, Mike B., Mike Doll, Montana, Taneka, Tim, and Wolf

I'm selling this on eBay - auction ends Sunday.).




Thursday, February 23, 2006
awwww, rats! The Naked Lunch clip below i recorded without sound - why didn't anyone tell me! grrrrrrr! It's sorta pointless to have a non-sex scene without sound.... gotta run. fix it tomorrow, and maybe add an OLD RELIABLE clip...



Wednesday, February 22, 2006
employees must wash hands!

I'm not kidding, if i see another long thick uncut cock, I will scream! Too many Latin Fan Club, Latin Connection, Big City Video, etc, videos to look thru! And the names - Rican Struction, Papi Chew Me, Cuckoo For Cocoa Cocks, Havanna Banannas, Backroom Bodega Boyz, Forever Foreskin, and it goes on and on and on! Well, enuf about my trials and tribulatinos, er, tribulations...... let's roll the videotape for: More Spanish Lessons

director: J. Colina (2000)

Starring: Tiger Tyson, Sin, Lex, Cloudy, Xavier Cortez, Kiko, Ninja, Zipper, G.Q., Wise, Papi Songo, P. Rock, Joieto, Angel, Eduardo

I'm selling this on eBay - auction ends Wednesday.




neglected

gosh, i seem to be neglecting this blog. busy busy busy here, not just with auctions and a boyfriend who oddly enough seems to still like me after 8 months (my how time flies!), but will need to get started on a roommate search again (great roommate, but he's traveling in Europe for awhile, so he must be replaced, or at least the $$$$ he paid for that room each month) and am going to have the apartment painted before getting a new roommie (it's been like 6 or more years!) and i will need some time to collect, organize, and box/package a lot of porno so as not to get any paint splashed on my valuable valuable collection (not to mention the craploads of stuff I need to unload on eBay)

more later, but can't tell you when that will be - perhaps more porno clips?

oh yeah, that's JACK WRANGLER in a cover photo from a magazine i need to scan, research, type up, and post on eBay.




Saturday, February 18, 2006
NAKED LUNCH

Director: Roger Earl (1986)

Starring: Joel Curry, Shane Michaels; special guest: Cole Carpenter, Michael Cummings, Sergio Canali, Brett Simms, Michael Ram, Tex Anthony, Chris Nichols, and introducing Matthew Marks and Ben Peters

ah, to those who came here from Eros Blog in the past few days, welcome and sorry about what may have seemed to be a misleading link regarding a dick shooting in the face. But, alas, this lovely mid-80's video provides a bit of that, and better, some silly, campy, bad porno humor surrounding this diner where all the waiters are (nearly) naked and (always) ready for sex.

I'm selling this on eBay - auction ends Tuesday.).




Thursday, February 16, 2006
skinhead

i seem to be finding myself amongst much uncut cock lately. due mostly to the currect collection of pornography I am sorting for sale - the above two gentlemen are from a 1977 publication called SKINHEAD, which claims to feature 75 UNCUT STUDS - I have yet to verify that number, let alone whether the term "stud" is appropriate, but these two are a good start - not sure if it's the boots, or the chairs they've selected for posing on, that does it for me, but something does.




Wednesday, February 15, 2006
BijouWorld
Regular readers probably know that my favorite online retailer of vintage porn is Bijou Video. They carry lots of old titles, many unavailable anywhere else, they have great customer service, and - they always have something on sale! Of course, there is a bit of nostalgia for me with them, as they also run one of the country's oldest porno theatres, the place where I had many of my first sexual experiences 20some years ago (ahem!) Anyway, back to their sales - I was just checking the sale page (can't link directly, they want you to age-verify; but once you do, look to the left side for the LINK marked "SALE") and found quite a few worhtwhile films/videos at great prices.
  • CATCHING UP - 1975 Tom DeSimone film with hung Keith Anthoni as he struggles with his new boyfreind wanting an "open" realtionship. Great acting, some humorous dialogue (the break-up scene at dinner is fantastic!) and of course some good fuckin and suckin. 9.95! plus shipping - woo-hoo!
  • FACE TO FACE from director Steve Scott (1981). Heartwarming tale of young man who leaves his boyfriend of his favorite porn star, J W King. On the way we get to see sexy Mickey Squires gets topped by Will Seagers in a 3-way in a gym; our young blond hero Scott Andersen forced to suck off highway patrolman CLINT LOCKNER, and of course the finale, when Scott finally catches up to J W for a passionate shower room scene. 9.95! plus shipping - woo-hoo!
  • HOT HOUSE Jack Wrangler & Roger - what more could you ask for? Well, how about lively and fun Garry Hunt, and some 8mm footage of Joe Dallesandro - all from master director Jack Deveau in this great film from 1977. ONLY one little problem - the famous ROGER peeing in Garry Hunt's mouth scene is censored in this VHS-on-sale version (9.95); but the good news is that if you really want to see that scen, they've jsut come out with a new DVD that INCLUDES the scene (52.95)!
  • MADE TO ORDER from NOVA FILMS. One on the many reasons I love BIJOU VIDEO is that all thier NOVA titles are the complete versions - you might see some offered by companies like MIDNIGHT MEN - Brian's Boys (later called Brian's Men is a prime example - and 15-20 or more minutes are missing! Don't take chances, buy from a reliable retailer like BIJOU. Oh yeah, NOVA FILMS, in case you don't know, are usually 15-20 minute films put into a collection - what I like best about them are the facials - guys shooting big loads in other guy's faces - a NOVA FILMS specialty! - oh yeah, they also have Down On The Farm (cowboys, jockstraps...) on sale for 9.95

and tell 'em BJ sent you (not that you'd get special treatment - they're nice to all their customers)




Monday, February 13, 2006

Big dick looking to shoot in your face







Sunday, February 12, 2006
Mike Davis and Al Parker
from this magazine I have with no cover, no date, just 44 pages of AL PARKER and (lucky) friends



Saturday, February 11, 2006
THE BIG ONE

"I wish this elevator would go back down so I could get a hot dog."

Director: Chet Thomas (1988)

Starring: Brian Adams, Troy Ramsey, Kurt Bauer, Clark Lindsay, Mike Gregory, Sparky O'Toole, Sean Laurance, Derek Jensen, Jim Moore Brad Richardson, Nick Cougar

Excellent writing, fantastic acting, and special effects - what more could one want out of oa porno flick? Sparky O'Toole is in an elevator with Clark Lindsay when THE BIG ONE strikes (an earthquake) so, of course, they make do by doing each other.

I'm selling this on eBay - auction ends Sunday.).




Thursday, February 09, 2006
backside



Wednesday, February 08, 2006
EL PASO WRECKING CORP (again?)

Director: Joe Gage (1977)

Richard Locke and Fred Halsted; Also featuring: Clay Russell, Guillermo Ricardo, Keith Anthoni (in the motorcycle scene), Mike Morris (father), Jared Benson (son), Lou Davis, Steve King, Aaron Taylor, Robert Snowden, Ken Brown, Rob Carter, Jeanne Marie Marchaud, Veronica Compton, and in non-sexual roles Georgina Spelvin (she plays the bartender), and Stan Braddock (probably other, non-credited guys from the orgies).

So, here's a clip from the final scene, the orgy. Just after Fred Halsted has shot his load all over Jared Benson's face, as his "father" Mike Morris watches (whacking himself off, and stroking his sweaty, hairy torso), the movie shifts into full gear - hot MEN-on-MEN warehouse orgy action!

And here's the description I used in the eBay auction, describing this "uncut" video version that is OOP (OUT OF PRINT):

Opened the day after Christmas of 1977, starring Richard Locke and Fred Halsted in the classic road movie/buddy movie/gayporno flick. Locke and Halsted get fired from their jobs at Kansas City Trucking, hop in their pick-up, and head to El Paso in search of work; all the while finding plenty of bars, backrooms, public bathrooms, and outdoor spaces to keep them busy before arriving in El Paso to find jobs at the Wrecking Corp (where they christen the buildings with an orgy before tearing them down!)

  • at the Kansas City Trucking Co. - - At the beginning, when Richard Locke and Fred Halsted are drinking in the offices of Kansas City Trucking Co., bored and drunk, Halsted shoots out a window, trying to hit a fly, - scaring the crap out of the secretary, and the next thing you know, they are outside, leaving, because they have just be fired. Parts of this introduction are missing in later versions on video, and the current DVD version.
  • at Billie's Bar-B-Que - - The two protagonists stop in Billie's bar. Gene, (Fred Halsted) never the one to pass a challenge, takes Will (Steve King) and his girlfriend Kay (Jeanne Marie Marchaud) down to the basement for a demonstration of man to man sex. The men have oral sex while she masturbates as she watches. Meanwhile, some homophobe is making some remarks as Locke is leaning against the bar. Halsted returns (with a big grin), but can't believe what he's hearing, the homophobe starts to grab Halsted, Billie (Georgina Spelvin) shouts (to Halsted) "Now Gene, you put him down" there's a camera shot of the window, then she exclaims "Not there!", and you see this body flung through the window! Much of the aftersex bar scene is chopped/missing from later tapes and the current DVD version.
  • In The Parking Lot - - Farmhands Aaron Taylor and Robert Snowden wonder about the gay patrons at the bar, never making it inside, but instead masturbating for each other in the front seat of the car. Country/bluegrass music plays the whole while.
  • Richard Locke and Three Glory Holes - - Our dynamic duo head down the road and stop at a gas station. Not for gas, because it is out of business. The bathroom, though, has a lot of business with glory holes that Hank (Richard Locke) finds filled with occupants. He enjoys oral sex and his buddy Gene watches in amusement.
  • The Motorcyclist and the Harvard Man - - Connecting the main characters with the next scene, they nearly hit bicyclist Keith Anthoni. Keith makes his way further down the road until he finds Ken Brown besides his stalled car. Keith offers to help and the two start dreaming about having sex with each other and some others. THIS SCENE is a bit choppy, as are the more recent versions; apparently only early video versions by TMX (topman Video-X) contained the full, unedited theatrical version. If my information is correct, two women ran this distribution company out of Southern California, and were arrested after sellign the full version with this W/S scene in tact. Other distributors apparently cut the scene down, and subsequent versions chop out the flying piss. It's a site to see, beautifully choreographed by the master, Joe Gage.
  • outside Henrietta - - Hank and Gene have their own car trouble and stop at a garage. Homer, the mechanic, is having trouble getting his girlfriend to put out. She leaves, and Fred Halsted offers to help out.
    Interwoven with this scene, Hank (Richard Locke) heads out for a walk, meeting hunky ranger Roy ( Clay Russell). They enjoy mutual oral and then anal sex.
  • The Gardener and the Rug Man - - In El Paso, Roger (Lou Davis) is cleaning and there is some kind of problem communicating with Diego (Guillermo Ricardo), the gardener. But they manage to communicate well enough once Diego pulls his penis out of his pants, and Roger jumps at the chance to get at it. Fantastic oral and anal sex here.
  • Fred Halsted, the BOY and His Dad - - This segment is missing from more recent video edits, as well as the current DVD version. Gene and Hank arrive at the wrecking yard looking for work from Harris (Mike Morris). Immediately, to everybody's amusement, a worker picks a losing fight with Gene. , Harris' blond young adult son, Seth (Jared Benson), makes eyes at Gene who follows him into a dark shed despite Hank's warning. Gene coaxes the young fellow to perform oral sex only to stop when his father walks in. Dad says nothing, but watches and masturbates, as Fred and the young man continue with their business.
  • Orgy Finale - - Richard Locke, Fred Halsted, Jared Benson, and others christen buildings with an orgy before tearing them down!) --- 3-way with Halsted, Locke, and Keith Anthoni; Richard Locke performs oral on Jared Benson; Fred gets his face in everywhere.... NOTE: in other video versions, as well as the current DVD, this scene is also chopped up and missing bits. The entire original scene IS on this tape, just shy of 20 minutes long.

  • Al Steinman's haunting original score was enhanced in theatres by the use of the "SurrounduSound" audio system! (and I love the music for this scene - just fantastic!!

and a special thanks to the GAY EROTIC VIDEO INDEX for outlining the scenes!




Tuesday, February 07, 2006
ALL ABOUT BALLS

what's not to like?




El Paso Wrecking Corp.

Did I mention I'm selling off one of my uncut/OOP copies of El Paso Wrecking Corp.?? Auction ends Sunday, Feb 12th. I'll be talking about this again, including putting up a description here that those of you who can't view the auction might want to see.




Sunday, February 05, 2006
HARD MONEY

Director: John Christopher (who also did CENTURIANS OF ROME) (1983)

Starring: Steve Collins (as Mr. Jackson, the attorney), Brian Hawks (as Taylor), Rick Taylor (as Samuel Warren); featuring: Tony Cariso, Danny Combs, Alain Ve Charriere, Donald Davison; with Tony Kidd, Dayn Kristofer, David McNeil, and Adam Winston

This is a fun one - combines an actual plot with some good hot early 80's sex. A millionaire dies while having sex with a hustler, then all his friends are gathered for a reading of the will. Of course, the will is the dead guy on videotape, and the way to get the money is to submit to various gay sex acts! Sweet guys must do rough sex, arch enemies must have tender sex together, and - E-GAD! a top guy must bottom for attorney Steve Collins! Clip above has intro sex scene; clip below has the non-sex set-up, for those who dig the non-sex parts of good gay pornos. Enjoy.

Blah blah blah, I'm selling this on eBay - auction ends today, Sunday.).




Saturday, February 04, 2006

Dan Pace (aka Rocky Genero, who starred in Pieces of Eight and California Fox as well as featured in Joe Gage's L.A. Tool & Die) topping Chuck Grady in California Fox, from a magazine I'm selling.




Friday, February 03, 2006
UNDER THE SIGN OF THE STALLION

Director: Jean-Daniel Cadinot (1986)

Starring: Francois Charny, Olivier Fabre, Luigi di Como, Patrice Serre, Andros Tanis, Piotr Pallansky, Lucien Malary, Pierre Tanguy, Joel Leclair, Simon Vidas, Sydney McKenna, Claude Leveau, David Collins, Manual Cartier, Gerard Nemour

I dunno exactly why, but this is how I picture a typical weekend for the farmboyz: they inadvertently find themselves in a French gay sauna, not sure what to do at first, but after studying the locals, they quickly catch on.




Thursday, February 02, 2006
Brokeback Boots on eBay

You'd think someone selling size 10-1/2 Brokeback and Warn-out Cowboy Boots, would have the decency to show a picture of himself - or at least his feet! (But reading the listing, he has quite an interest in videos of other guys wearing his boots - hmmmm!!)

Of course I found this searching on eBay - it's a tribute to the popularity of the film that last time I did this, in December, an eBay search on "Brokeback Mountain" returned about 250 results - and now it's over 1200! Still lots of magazines, film cells, and of course now various t-shirts - "you're so brokeback""(huh?), "Property of Heath Ledger"", and my personal favorite, "a hand designed/crafted shirt. Very Original." Indeed.




Wednesday, February 01, 2006
whaddyameanIcroppedoffthebestpart?