bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Wednesday, August 31, 2005
enter "title" here - explaining why i like this photo, like that would be necessary



i officially HATE my dvd/vhs/computer/cable/media/hdtv/digital everything that requires 18 remote controls and a Masters In Technology to record a simple bloody TV show!



Tuesday, August 30, 2005
at the sound of the beep
I hear the light beeps somewhere in the background, and I drift back to sleep. Then a long beep, and realize I am in bed, it's dark. Microwave oven sounds, and a figure in the kitchen - not my kitchen. I turn my head and begin to drift back into sleep, as his warm body sits along side mine, and I feel a warmth on my shoulder. Pressed down firmly, the heated pad is moved slightly every few minutes. Then he's gone; more beeps, his return, other shoulder. I am quietly told to turn over, and it's repeated for the front part of my sore shoulders. I am only half awake, and can barely manage some appreciative moans and sighs. Not much later he is stretched out along side me, a few kisses to the back of the head, his head relaxing lightly along side mine, feet intertwined at the other end of the bed.

Not many hours later, but with light from the outside world peaking in, I smell cocoa butter. I feel cocoa butter. His strong hands are massaging the parts of my body that were earlier pressed with the heated pad. He alternates hard pressure with barely noticeable kisses to the same spots. I am supposed to be grumpy in the morning, it is my nature. But I can't help but smile quietly with my face pressed into the mattress, his naked body maneuvering above and around me. I realize I am falling deeper.




Monday, August 29, 2005
more from BLUEBOY



Sunday, August 28, 2005
relightmyfire
a pal of mine dropped by the restaurant to chat, and give me a mixed CD he made. He deejays at NOWHERE, and when I saw that two of the tracks he included were songs he found on my website (both discotunes I went on and on about from pornofilms, of course), I was quite flattered . And the final tune on the album is something another buddy loves, and has mentioned several times to me, but each time I've downloaded it via WinMX, it just didn't grab me - but maybe this is the "best version" or "original version" or maybe even the "DISCONET version" - I dunno - but I dug it, and thought I'd share this part of my new favorite mixed CD - Dan Hartman's Vertigo/Relight My Fire.



Saturday, August 27, 2005



Thursday, August 25, 2005
sometimes a cigar




Tuesday, August 23, 2005

me mind is somewhere else today; here's a nice drawing from an old Drummer magazine, by ZACH, 1978.




Monday, August 22, 2005
Hold me
Laugh at me if you will because I thought the song in the final scene of the series finale of Six Feet Under was by Tori Amos (it was actually a tune called Breathe Me by a chick named Sia), but you gotta be able to see the similarities. Irregardless, it's a great song that's been playing all day on this machine.



The Homosexual Explosion

"The Militant Homosexual - Here is a revealing report that exposes the homosexual's far reaching affect upon our society. With confidence and a feeling of authority due to their ever increasing numbers occupying important positions in every station of our society, homosexuals have become militant in their demands for equal rights with the heterosexuals.

This is the most important book to date concerning this vital problem. The author has researched medical and social authorities to gather authentic data for this unique work."

chapters like:

  • A Gay Bar Ain't Necessarily So
  • Homosexual Heroes and Martyrs
  • The Manly Homosexual
  • The Swish
  • Can The Homosexual and the Heterosexual Co-Exist?



Saturday, August 20, 2005
ANAL X-TREMES

(1996)

Starring: Chad Donovan, Matthew Easton, Blade Thompson, Danny Tarson, Aaron Austin, Rob Cryston, Danny Kaylon

The title of this video is WAY OFF. Nothing X-treme here, but I have to say, while I was reviewing it for sale, I was rather impressed with a Mr. Chad Donovan for his ability to get his cock in his partner's ass while sucking his partner off at the same time! Take a peak by clicking the pic above, and of course, I'm selling this on eBay.




Friday, August 19, 2005
click and buy


Thought you might enjoy this pic from one of the items I'm selling - a 1984 Colt magazine; you may remember him from such films as Heads Up in Doug Weston's barber's chair, Three Is A Dream with J W KING and Todd Barron, and of course Alley Cats with the lovely and talented Beau Matthews. And I've even posted some non-porn, but still rather gay, books - feel free to check them out on my eBay page.

In other news, something about my snoring must've turned "someone" on this morning, as he got so excited as to turn me into a furry little cummy bear, chest and other hairs all matted and lovingly tangled. sigh.




Thursday, August 18, 2005


woof?
This is just crazy, you'd think a book entitled Woof! Perspectives into the Erotic Care & Training of the Human Dog there would be at least a few body hairs, but NOOOOOOOOOOO, some idiot publisher is living in the 90's and thinks gayboys don't like furrymen. Jeez!



Wednesday, August 17, 2005
do fries come with those thighs?
feistymuscle (indeed)



thongs are wrong
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Folks who know me know how much I hate this particular type of "underwear." As I told a pal of mine several months ago, "anything that's gonna push it's way up into my hairy asscrack had better buy me dinner first"; and needless to say, I've yet to see a thong do that. Anyone who knows me also knows I spend a good amount of time surfing eBay, not just for buying and selling, but for the wide array of amusing things that folks try to sell. This one is in the adult section, and knowing some of y'all can't view this item direct from the Ukraine Workshop of Master Leather Artists SERGEI & OLEG PETROV, I've posted the pics below. Thongs scare me, thongs terrify me, but MY GOD!, combine that with wasting high-quality Ukrainian leather, and it just makes me weep!




Tuesday, August 16, 2005
damaged porn

YOU might think, awwwww, poor BJ has this damaged vintage collectible COLT STUDIO highly prized GALLERY photomagazine of none other than Paul Barresi - what a shame about the f**ked-up condition. Yes, but..... see, it's just damaged enough for me to realize I can't make much money off of it, therefore, I am forced to keep this 36-page ode to hairydaddy Barresi. Only the covers, and inside front cover of this digest-sized 1976 prize are damaged, and the rest is unfuckinbelievably amazing! One of the things you don't realize when you see these images on line, is the amazing quality not just of the photography, and not just of these beautiful men that Rip Colt/Jim French photographed, but the care and quality of the paper itself. There is the slightest texture, barely noticeable graininess of some of the pages, adding even more to the sensuousness of the experience of slowly leafing through the pages, mindlessly grabbing your crotch as each image unveils itself, getting slightly light-headed as the blood flows down, away from your brain, and where it matter more.........

......and OMG! I had no idea Barresi was paired with Tony Romano for some of the photos! MMMMMMMMMMM, Tony Romano, who I believe only appeared in one porno film, COLT's Hammerhead, co-starring with Gordon Grant - it was Grant's film debut, as well.




Monday, August 15, 2005
GAYRACULA

Director: Roger Earl (1983)

Starring: Tim Kramer, Steve Collins (as the Marquis de Suede), Michael Christopher, Rand Remington, Randal Butler, Ray Medina, Max Cooper (aka Max Montoya), Doug Weston, Douglas Boston, David McNeil

At this point, I am so tired of this film..... BUT, I think I figured out what I was doing wrong - and not to bore y'all, but it had something to do with the default settings in the newer version of WINDOWS MEDIA ENCODER that I've been using with this new machine. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Watch the clip, bid on the video (yes, I'm selling this on eBay) - oh yeah, the pitch is that this is part of the final orgy scene, which is NO LONGER AVAILABLE on the newer 64-minute HIS VIDEO versions of this film; you have to find the older VHS (or BETA, I would imagine) to get the full 83-minute movie (like the one I'm selling on eBay - auction ends Tuesday afternoon).




please stand by


was gonna post a clip from GAYRACULA, and had it all ready to go but the file size is HUGE, just HUGE! I must have the setting wrong, because even with converting to "wmv" file, it's still a 30MB download! I went too far last week with SHIFTIN' GEARS and the 21MB file, so I either need to cut this back, forget about it, or not have another clip for 2 weeks (and who wants that??)

Meanwhile, click the pic to get a bigger view of a pic of Mr Rizzoli and Mr Rodgers that I can't show on the eBay auction page (can't show sexual touching...... grrrrrrrrrr!




Sunday, August 14, 2005
YOUNG COLTS

Love this picture from one of the magazines I hope to auction in the next day or two, The Young Colts. It just says: CURVES - butt, shoulder, thigh, chair, eyebrow..




Friday, August 12, 2005
my plugin problem


woo-hoo! thanks to all the folks who wrote in about the video not playing for me - and to ENZO for sending the mozilla forum article on how to fix my plugin problem. Took a while to figure/configure it all out, but now I can see the porno I'm providing to you all!

In other plugin news, the BF is more adorable than ever, and I'm taking the day off work tomorrow so we can enjoy some time frolicking near that large body of water east of here. Can't wait to rub my sunblock all over his body!




Thursday, August 11, 2005
Firefox / Windows Media Player problem
Still no luck in getting this to work - viewing a "wmv" file in my Firefox browser. I think I know where to look - but can't figure out HOW to make the fix. ----- when I go to TOOLS --> OPTIONS --> DOWNLOADS it doesn't look quite the same as it does here (download options) on this FIREFOX page. I have nothing, NADA, in the box for FILE TYPES, and the CHANGE ACTION and REMOVE buttons are inoperable. I can click PLUGINS, and get a long list, WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WMV files, and I can not take any action on the follow-up page (when I click PLUGINS)

So far I got 3 guys emailing saying it works fine for them, and one guy seems to have the same problem as me, he can't view the movie clip in the browser, so he downloads the file. ANY SUGGESTIONS?




free underwear
clean, unused - take my underwear, please - COTTON BOXERS and/or COTTON BRIEFS. (If I add something like "first come, first served" you could get the wrong idea - these didn't sell, I want them out of my house, so first guy to ask for them - U S only, sorry - gets 'em free)



Wednesday, August 10, 2005
SHIFTIN' GEARS

Director: William Hunter (1997)

Starring: Duncan Starr, Michael Brawn, Sean Davis, Ethan-Michael Ayers, Phil Bradley, Tanner Reeves, Shawn Austin, Sam Crockett, Mike Lamas, Wolfe, Darryl Brock, (and in a non-sexual role, Shelby Stevens)

I think I mentioned yesterday that I think Phil Bradley, (who you may remember from such films as: Barnstorm, Montreal Men (which makes me wonder if he was "discovered" by Kristen Bjorn), The Olympians, Wet Load, Phil Bradley Trilogy (comprised of 3 Bob Jones Productions: Bondage Boy; Bound, Bagged and Gagged; and Phil in Bondage - grrrr!), Total Corruption, Home Grown, and of course, my biopic, Jock-A-Holics - just kidding) is a total hottie. Just look at the way he wiggles his cute, delicious, tasty, hairy, musclebutt around on Shawn Austin's grateful face in this clip! And the scruffy beard of course is a total turn-on, not to mention the way his glistening, sweaty, hairy chest just begs to be licked (which, oddly enough, is NOT licked in this scene - shame on that director!) The movie does have other highlights - Michael Brawn doing what he does best - chowing down on huge meat, in this case Sean Davis; Darryl Brock fuckin' the crap out of Wolf's mouth and ass (can, anyone - ANYONE name a movie where WOLF has a hard-on for more that 4 seconds - the man's adorable, but WTF!!??); and the fantastic 3-way between 3 mechanics - Sam Crockett (always beautiful), Mike Lamas (thick Latin meat), and "lucky Pierre" Ethan-Michael Ayers.

Any suggestions here?Oh yeah, I've been having trouble viewing the clip on my FIREFOX browser, if a couple of y'all can report back to me if/how it's working for you - I'd be ever so thankful.

And of course, I'm selling this on eBay.




Tuesday, August 09, 2005
drats! No luck on posting the clip from Shiftin' Gears yet. The video won't load in my FIREFOX browser, but it will load in AOL! I'll try again after work (after midnight).



Phil Bradley
sorry, video clip may take awhile to get up - something about drivers, and WINDOWS XP, occupied way too much of my morning. But here are some stills of this beautiful hunk. I've always thought they clipped too much hair off this man, Phil Bradley, and here we have him in a movie not only with glistening sweaty body hair, but a scruffy beard as well! GRRRRRRRRR! And we all like to say "gee, muscles aren't my thing, but...." but this man's musclebutt is made PERFECT, PURRRFECT, for sitting on my fuzzyface...



Monday, August 08, 2005
He hit on me and he'll hit on you, watch out
Some trick I picked up a few summers back at a sexclub found my website and has been hounding me ever since. Now he is demanding I post more 70's disco, or he'll tell my current beau about my sordid past. So late late the other night, I downloaded the Gloria Gaynor tune he mentioned, and, egad, I loved it! That is, until I realized it was the "radio edit" from some crappy compilation, as it faded out mid-song! A few hours later, I found the full version, thanks god, of Casanova Brown. (OK, so maybe I made up tidbits of the intro to this... maybe...)



Saturday, August 06, 2005
FLEA MARKETING
Nabbed a couple of VHS videos before work today at the flea market on Ave A -



Friday, August 05, 2005
Googling Matt Ramsey, Googling Matt Ramsey

I have yet to hook up all the connections to post new clips - so sorry for the misleading pics above - but, the video of The Bigger The Better is up for sale here. Those of you without access to eBay's "Mature Audiences" auctions can look at some of my stuff here:

(heck - if they don't sell, email me for a freebie!) And the whole list (not to mention handsome pic of the seller) is on my eBay page.



can't stand the heat

Still loving Jon Stewart/Daily Show, still loathing Bob Novak, and always loving onegoodmove for providing the best clips!



Thursday, August 04, 2005


Errr... Woof
Not sure how long this magazine, A Bear's Life has been out, but I thought this article - From One Bear's Point Of View was thought-provoking.


Speaking of BEARS, I've long been a fan of MICKEY SQUIRES, since first looking up at him on the big screen back in the early 80's in Joe Gage's Red Ball Express (billed as "COLT SUPERSTAR Mickey Squires", and if you've seen the COLT film with his delicious ass in that jockstrap you'd.... oops, digressing again...). And you may remember him from such other films as The Brig (I'm drooling just thinking about that scene near the end of the film), Face To Face (3-way in a gym with fellow hunk Will Seagers, and Miles Mitchell), The Joys of Self Abuse - which I've never seen, but am dying to own, despite the fact that j/o stuff doesn't usually do it for me, which is why his scene in J. Brian's Flashback was so disappointing - who could be inches away from Mickey Squires whacking off without licking and touching and...well, you get the idea; and of course more recent offerings like Classic Bear and Bear Country. But I didn't realize he's got a blog! And, woo-hoo, he's a Law & Order and SIMPSONS FAN (mmmmmmmmm, tastes good AND good taste!) Now, I'm not one to criticize another guy's website, but I think this is in the realm of constructive criticism. Someone needs to tell him (not me, I'm too scared) he should format the blog so you can link to individual posts; as well as have the most recent post at/near the top - that way those of us who want to revisit the page over and over won't have to scroll down to the bottom (no, sorry, no obvious TOP/BOTTOM jokes here) each time to see the latest post.


Totally off topic, but who here uses BLOGGER's spellcheck and can't f**mkin' believe it questions the word BLOG and offers such alternate suggestions as: bloc, bloke, blows, and blouse.




Wednesday, August 03, 2005
more reruns
I know, I know it's just soooo tacky to regurgitate old posts - yesterday's was 3 years old, at least. This one is a mere 1-1/2 years old. But, in my defense, I think it's worth it. And some of you may not have been reading this page way back then; I also had a request from a MAC user to try to post something, anything, in a format he can easily view, like .MOV or .MPEG. I am still dillydallying with the new superduperfantastic P.C., and haven't had the chance to deal with movie clips yet. (FYI, last night's experiment in recording a TV show on to the new computer worked flawlessly, and after work I was treated to a great Simpsons rerun) Now, where was I? Ok, movie clip. Briefly, I had heard the Kansas City Trucking Company had a watersports scene (I remember reading Richard Locke's account of drinking all this beer as another scene was being filmed, he was getting drunker and drunker but they wouldn't let him piss until they could capture it on film) that never made it onto the video when the film was released on VHS/BETA. The fuller account is here, where a reader wrote, then sent to me, the 1:23 scene. Brief, fun, and who doesn't want to see Jack Wrangler's cock wet with Richard Locke's piss, right? Enjoy.

KANSAS CITY TRUCKING COMPANY

Director: Joe Gage (1976)

Starring Jack Wrangler, Steve Boyd, Richard Locke, Duff Paxton, Kurt Williams, Dane Tremmell, Skip Shepherd, Bud Jaspar, and Maria Reina (Boyd's girl - non-sexual role).




Tuesday, August 02, 2005
maybe
I can't remember exactly how this came up a week or two ago, but we were talking about disco, or drag, or downloading music, or something, and I remembered I song I had posted a year or two ago (turned out to be practically 3 years to the day) and one of the guys remembered getting it from me, but hadn't a clue if he managed to save it, or how to save downloads, or where they go on his computer if/when he does. So here's a second chance at the tune, a fantastic one from The Three Degrees, a remake of the Chantels� �Maybe.� As I said in the previous post, if this song doesn't make you wanna be a drag queen, then nothing will! Here's the long version (of course) of Maybe.



Monday, August 01, 2005
no really, i am showering and leaving for work..... after this. Why can't I find a picture of Mike Henson? You may remember him from such films as Big Guns, Bad Boys Club, Bulge: Mass Appeal, In Hot Pursuit, My Best Buddy, and of course, his first movie, Two Handfuls - which, you guessed it, I am selling on eBay. Grrrrr...



shameless, I know
I'm working on auctions, and of course, would love to get maximum $$$, right? And am struggling to get some of the non-porn stuff up, too. Like some pretty decent books. And it's funny, I've sold this book - The Boy Who Picked the Bullets Up - before (I've read it, and loved it, but I just have to be brutal and get rid of stuff) - anyhoo - but I never even bothered to try to figure out what's up with the cover photo, (like i said, shameless - you have to click the auction link to view) light blue hanky, left side - the flower pattern is throwing me off. Any ideas?



GO ahead - have a laugh at my expense.



date!
looks like the "boy-who-is-my-friend" (he'd kill me if he knew I referred to him that way, but I vowed to myself I wouldn't be the first to use the B-word) is making dinner for us Saturday night! Woo-Hoo!! I've had him over twice for dinner, and was paging thru this little book last night hoping for another chance to cook for him. Such a silly little book, can't even tell if it's 50's or 60's, but of course it has all sorts of little gems, including the mis-use of the word GAY - those silly str8 people!

"Lollipops, canes, all-day-suckers, or stick candy can be crushed and used as gay color on the frosted sides for lettering on top of the cake. Contrasting colors are pretty." I always wondered if contrasting colors were pretty, and now I know...