Eliot Spitzer has a big cock

I love campaign season, and our New York State primary is coming up on the 12th - Senator, Governor, Attorney General, and State senator, and a bunch of judgeships, etc. I seem to get much much more campaign "literature" in the mail than any of my friends - perhaps because I vote in all elections, including primaries, or those few days of campaigning for Mondale in the last week of his 1984 presidential run.... who knows? Most of it is pretty mundane, glossy color photos of the candidate and his family, and/or a rainbow's display of diverse peoples from many ethic backgrounds. And of course the black and white "negative" ads with scary font and askew headlines blasting a candidate for corruption or incompetence. But I nearly creamed in my pants when this one appeared in my mailbox, from Andrew Cuomo's campaign for Attorney General. I can't wait to get my hands on one of the campaign buttons - "Cuomo's feet as big as Spitzer's feet". MMMMMMMMmmmmm, campaigning with photos of black leather shoes - I'll pull that lever!
posted by bj at 9:55 AM

reruns, I know....

KCTC

director: Joe Gage.

brief watersports scene with Jack Wrangler & Richard Locke (Steve Boyd and at least two other guys participate) - made it on to very very few VHS versions, and never on to the DVD version of the movie.

A reader asked me to show this again - as you remember I showed it last August, and the first time I showed it was February of 2004.

Lemme know if the clip works properly...

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

posted by bj at 11:58 AM

Don't Try This At Home

THREE'S COMPANY

director: Lou Thomas - AKA Jon Target (1981?? - my guess, early/late 70's)

Starring: Rod Mitchell, Josh Kincaid, and George Broadway

Very very short clip here, about 1 minute in length, but it basically has it all - s*cking, f*king, c*m-eating! I love Rod Mitchell, but you have to give all three men credit for a well-timed pound-pound, pull-out, then in-the-mouth crotch-pleaser, don't cha?

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

posted by bj at 12:58 PM

who knew?

Ok, so we all know the "original" - BigMuscle, and of course BigMuscle's beefier, hairier brother, BigMuscleBears (I think I have a profile in there somewhere - hehe!), and then the creepy-named "NormalGay" - and now we have BigMuscleCollege???
posted by bj at 5:22 PM

i am a bad person...

....months ago, a really nice guy sent me an email telling me he enjoyed my website, and he did this drawing of me - i thought it was so cool (and I am self-confident enuf not to mind he made my cock small - and heck, he made my belly much smaller than real-life, too!) and I said i would post the pic, and link to his page of other very groovy erotic artwork he had done. And here I am, months later, not only haven't i done what i said i would do, I no longer can find the email with his address, and linkage info. I'll do some more looking tomorrow (famous last words, eh?)

update: - hey, maybe I'm not a complete looser - after I posted this, I saw the copyright date on the picture, and started to look thru my email from May and - WOO-HOO! - so, check out his site - Cartooning and Gay Porn!

posted by bj at 5:57 PM

the offending magazine

"Bill wasn't sure at all what that gnawing need was. The only thing he knew is that he'd come close to it one night when he happened in an alley where some of his Corps buddies were with a slim, young sailor and taking turns. At first he wanted to run, but he just couldn't move."

ah, who knows, maybe I look at porno so much I can no longer distinguish between wholesome s&cking & f&cking, and "sex with graphic violence or degradation". Click the pic for the offending auction, and see for yourself.

posted by bj at 5:49 PM

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posted by bj at 11:13 AM

LEVI & LEATHER GUYS

Well, the good thing about the BF geting up and out early to go to a class (yes, I believe him that he has a class at 9 am on a Sunday) is that I got a chance to check out eBay before i go to work, and saw that one of my auctions had a bad link to a page of supplemental pics - grrrrrr! You might remember that a couple of months ago I had asked for help to verify if it was indeed GARY BOYD in fetish gear, so here the mag is finally up for auction ( auction ends Tuesday - item #180018746185) and I f**ked up the link! Fixed now, phewwwww!

posted by bj at 9:01 AM

someone asked....

KCTCtrailer if you want to download and save for later.

KCTCtrailer_2 if you want to download and save for later.
posted by bj at 1:23 PM

J.Daniel Cadinot

before he was porn film maker Jean-Daniel Cadinot, he was arsty nude photographer J. Daniel Cadinot....

posted by bj at 5:27 PM

Kansas City trailer VS. Kansas City trailer

Remember a while back - last time I was selling a copy of Joe Gage's KANSAS CITY TRUCKING CO - I mentioned that I was sure the trailer for the film had a voiceover done by a woman - ahhh, back in May??? Well, I still haven't figured out who the woman was, but I did dig up the "alternate" trailer, and thought it would be fun to show both. Click the left pic to get the one you see from the VCA/HIS trailer tape, and the right one has the voice-over version, which was on my TMX (Topman Video-X) version of Closed Set, as well as a few other great movie trailers.

Yes, yes, yes - the video is for sale on eBay - item #180016165557 - but the auction ends today!

posted by bj at 11:45 AM

hiatus?

naw, but probable even less words, and only an occasional pic or video or music clip. stuff to do offline.

posted by bj at 10:56 AM

porno disco

um, don't have time to properly thank the man who identified the tune in the Victor Houston clip (somewhere below) - but i did grab the tune - Denise McCann's Tattoo Man - for your listening pleasure.....
posted by bj at 9:29 AM

DICKS SO BIG, THEY'LL TICKLE YOUR HEART

That's Gary Boyd's schlong being munched on above - it's from a video i sold about 2 months ago, and never got paid for! GRRRRrrrrrrr! I've always made it a policy not to commment on my eBay buyers, even the ones who are huge hassles, make me track them down, and even when they lead me on for weeks that payment is on the way and still don't pay; I 'd still like to keep it that info private...... so I won't be mentioning anyone's eBay Barbie Doll collecting, that would be tacky, no?

So, it's up for sale again, Dicks So Big - item #180016146111 - click the above pic to take you back to the original blogpost, and a link to the video clip whould be there. GRrrrrr!

posted by bj at 5:10 PM

aminals

What I love about the Manatee In The Hudson stories is that no one seems to have gotten a photograph of the darn thing as he (or she) takes it's huge body up further and further into New York State.... Meanwhile, me, my boyfriend, and his mother are off to the Bronx Zoo - woo-hoo!

posted by bj at 8:43 AM

Victor Houston, is that you?

This is a clip from one of those compilation videos that I spend way way too much time trying to figure out the performer's names, and which movie the clips were originally from. I am fairly sure I sold this one months ago, but I just kept trying to figure out the clip. Yes, yes, of course the one guy is Victor Houston (not a lot of balding, Hispanic daddy-types with huge, thick, uncut cocks in the late 70's porno films; but who's the other guy, and which film is this from???? I did the research to check out all of Houston's films - Boys in the Sand 2, Cocktails, Head Waiter, Humungous, The Hustlers, Man Hunt, Pier Groups, Strokes, Top Man, and Working Men. I was sure it's not from either of the Wakefield Poole films (Boys in the Sand 2, The Hustlers) nor Arch Brown's Pier Groups (which i just watched this morning to make sure).... and maybe, just maybe it's from Working Men, where the description from Gay Erotic Video Index says: "Victor Houston and his apprentice Rob don't use their tools on the sink for very long before they turn to plumbing each other. Victor's big uncut dick fills every hole Rob has in a variety of interesting ways." Kinda looks like they start out on the kitchen, yes, and the way Victor picks up "Rob" from rimming-while-standing-holding-your-partner is always a crowd pleaser, so yes, maybe this is it. Now, the next question is: What's the music playing?

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

posted by bj at 9:43 AM

i have to interrupt my work on porno-selling.... my god, how often does one hear: "hungry for a slice of fresh American deacon" in a post, practically spitting out your coffee, and so then even more unprepared for the not-so-funny, but terribly moving rememberance of a friend long gone....and reality setting in...
posted by bj at 1:36 PM

stick-to-it-tiveness

just ignore the mayor's urging for all New Yorker's to pitch in & conserve energy - leave the computer on all night, and - TA DA ! - you get that disco song that turns out not to be so great, but what-the-heck.... you've accomplished something, you can pat yourself on the back, you can.....
go back to sleep

The Big Hurt

The Big Hurt (remix)

Now it begins, now that you've gone
Needles and pins, twilight till dawn

oh yeah, and a big thanks to Dave of HUZBEARS.COM for asking about the song..... now that the disco-digging is over, I can get back to porno....

posted by bj at 9:15 AM

you don't need me to tell you it's HOT. so, while still trying to find that dang "The Big Hurt" (which, apparently, is on DISCONET Volume 6 Program 7) i grabbed a few others - seasonal songs, if you will:

• Too Darn Hot - Erasure, from RED HOT + BLUE (1990)
  
  
• (Tropical) Heatwave - James White and the Blacks (1979)

posted by bj at 2:45 PM

I tried, I tried, but i couldn't locate an mp3 for: "The Big Hurt" (apparently a disco-ish remake of the old Toni Fisher song from the 60's)- by Bear Essence, feat. Marianna.

In fact, I haven't a clue what it is, but a reader asked, and i like to think I'm handy with the SOULSEEK, but alas, only one user, a EUROPITCHER, had it but like 347 other people were queued up for it, and now he's never online. May I recommend one of the more disco-savvy types, like joemygod, or maybe this guy - discodelivery???

Somebody is selling a 12 incher of it on eBay - item #4856209898.

posted by bj at 3:49 PM