bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Friday, June 30, 2006
introducing Myona Phetish as Sweet Lady Mary
Confessions of a Male Groupie
(or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Electric Banana)



"Mary sort of, came alive, at night."

director: Tom DeSimone (1971)

Stars: Larry Danser as The Groupie; D C Micheals as Steve; Ruffin Tumble as Jeff; Sky Kinque as Frank (the last 3 make up the group Electric Banana); introducing Myona Phetish as Sweet Lady Mary; and The Beautiful People as..... The Beautiful People!

Last week at NOWHERE BAR's Double-Headed Disco, another clip from this movie was playing in the "Red Room." Several of us were watching this sort of tripped-out dance number to a George Harrison tune as some twinky queen pushes past us tsk-ing "THAT'S not porn!" in a big huff. I had tried to put some fun stuff between the gaysex, and fortunately, that dude was in the minority - many others watched and enjoyed the selections. But it does point out something very real about porno films - most people have only ever watched them with a remote control in hand, fast-forward button under the thumb. So once these films were only for home consumption, the cool tidbits of non-sex gay stuff is barely ever seen, and rarely ever included anymore. Too bad. Anyhoo, all that is background to the fact that the above CLIP is the one I almost included, but figured since it was just a girl, a big naked girl, there might've been a whole lot more disappointed little twinky queens ...like I care... oops!

I love this film. Tom DeSimone did a fantastic job of doing a gay movie that just happened to have gaysex in it. Back in the early 70's, outside some arthouse Andy Warhol thing, you couldn't make a gay movie and have it shown; but you could make a porno movie that was gay and have it shown. What I like about this character, Sweet Lady Mary, is that she is not what she seems - a fag hag. Yes, her best buddy is a slim gay boy, and yes, she's a big big girl; but he's the one attracted to and fascinated by her; and he learns about life, and love, and sex, from her. This little "pre-music-video music video" is a great celebration of what some of us queers fight for - folks being who they are, liking who they are, feeling sexy about themselves, and doing their own thing.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).




Thursday, June 29, 2006
.........the week between Gay Pride and Independence Day is always so weird - kinda slow... and realizing that, I haven't been posting any new auctions. BUT - I did decide I needed to unload a bunch of non-porn stuff, and decided to re-open my other eBay account. As of this writing, I only have a handful of books up at the moment - but feel free to check 'em out (and my "nice boy' pic on the other eBay page!) over here - About Me: brian61fit.



Wednesday, June 28, 2006
garbage pickin'
About two weeks ago, coming home from a postal run to ship off a bunch of porn, I notice a piece of machinery outfront my building, and I get closer to inspect. Ahhh, an old VCR, on it's side. I get closer to examine in case it's BETA (I have about 5 BETA tapes I've never been able to view) but, alas, it's VHS. Having two VHS players upstairs, I almost plopped it back on the ground when I decided to inspect closer, and saw that someone had left an old tape in it, none other than the 1983 gay porno classic A Matter Of Size!!! Woo-hoo! Moments later I am in my apartment, confirming that the tape is in good working order (and I later discovered the VCR plays OK, too!) Free porn, delivered right to me door - how 'bout that?

A MATTER OF SIZE

"I don't know if you guys can take it, I have a real big cock."

"Well, why don't you let us try it on for size; we're game....."

cue: Casio-synth disco music

Director: Matt Sterling (1983)

Starring: Bill Henson, Brian Michaels (aka Bobby Madison), Eric Stryker, Doug Weston, Matt Ramsey (aka Peter North), Lance Chisholm, Scott Avery, Mike Ryan, Brad Walsh, Steve Krause, Joe Porcelli, Don Webber

Fantastic 3-way scene with early 80's pros Doug Weston (mustached; you've also seen him in such films as: Gayracula, French Lieutenant's Boys, The Bigger The Better), Bill Henson (you've also seen him in such films as: The New Breed, Winner Takes All, and William Higgins' Sailor In The Wild), Eric Stryker (you've also seen him in such films as: Knockout, Thinking Big - AKA Noel Kemp - Alleycats, Colt's Easy Entry and Not Just Friends - AKA Mike Kelly - in such films as: Jock Dreams, Wrestling Meat 2). Eric Stryker gets topped first, but Henson quickly says "let me try" and it's his turn. Then Henson gets topped by Stryker; Weston then alternates topping the others as Henson straddles atop Stryker. Of course, this film also features the amazing Brian Michaels - AKA Bobby Madison - who you've seen in such films as: Brother Load, Something Wild, French Lieutenant's Boys, The Bigger The Better in another 3-way as he barks orders at his two blond co-stars Scott Avery and Don Webber.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).




Tuesday, June 27, 2006

not sure why my BF's camera didn't get my FACE at The Parade, but it's nice that he likes my hairy belly, eh?




Friday, June 23, 2006
DO YOU WANNA FUNK?
Phewwww! Found the Sylvester CD, so let the (Gay Pride) party begin! Yesterday, I just barely managed to get the 2 2-hour discs done in time to get my ass to work (my ass was 8 minutes late, damnit!) but the good news is I got the task accomplished, and my buddy Jeff picked it up and was happy to have it. When I got home late last night, a wonderful email from him - he was very pleased and only wished he could show the "reels" in the main room of the bar! Big YEAHHH!! So, no news or post from me for a couple days - But, in the meantime, enjoy my favorite pornmovie song - HEATSTROKE - and read my W.W.R.L.D.?? post from last year, if you want to know why you're wishing me and my BF a Happy 1st Anniversary! And here's my current fave PetShopBoys tune - Always On My Mind...


HAPPY GAY PRIDE, EVERYONE!!



Thursday, June 22, 2006
G-DAMN-IT!!! Where's my f**kin' SYLVESTER CD??? How the heck can it be GAY PRIDE without DO YOU WANNA FUNK? (and this apartment is one big porno pig sty - videos strewn everywhere, finally got the MASTERS TAPES done, and am now recording onto DVD - 3 hours to go, and barely any time to spare) AND WHY THE FRIG did I agree to wait tables tonight??? Gay Pride weekend, pal from out-of-town - thank god (for hissake) he's staying upstairs with Scott - still more pornoshipping to do this afternoon and WHY THE FRIG did I agree to wait tables tonight??? (did i say that already??)



Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Gosh, I am trying to put the finishing touches on this video "XXX CLASSICS" reel I promised for this month's DOUBLE HEADED DISCO. My pal JEFF JACKSON does a tag-team with fellow DJ Pete Money - all disco all nite the last Saturday of each month, and they're trying to make the GAY PRIDE one special - NO COVER - HOT TRAX - CHEAP BOOZE - DIRTY MOVIES (that's where i come in) . And OH SHIT - it's like listed all over the f**kin' place - HX listing, the official HERITAGE OF PRIDE site - it's at NOWHERE BAR, 322 East 14th St between 1st and 2nd Avenues. CRAP! I am spending to much time weighing what to put on it - but i want a good mix of sexy stuff and fun silly stuff, ya know? But really, I just need to get it done! Wish me luck.




NIGHTS IN BLACK LEATHER

Director: Ignatio Rutkowski (1972)
Starring: Peter Berlin, Rick Jedin, Tom Webb, Al Joffrey and Jeff Salem

This is erlin's first film - I actually think THAT BOY (1974), which he also produced, directed and wrote, is much better - but this is still a great little film showing bits of San Francisco gay life back in 1972. The party with a handful of drag queens is great, and the best, sexually speaking, is the final scene, where Berlin watches two lovers go at it, and joins in.

And, of course, my Nights In Black Leather PETER BERLIN 1972 precondom (VHS) listing on eBay - item #9532705183, ends SUNDAY the 25th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).




Tuesday, June 20, 2006
PICK UP LINE CONVERSATION STARTER

"Hey. I couldn't help but notice you just purchased the JUDY GARLAND STAMP.........so, I imagine you'll be at The Parade, er, The March, then?"



Monday, June 19, 2006
CONSTRUCTION BUDDIES?


Director: Matt Sterling (1970's)

One reason it takes me so long to do my eBay auctions is that I want to give as much detail as possible (not to mention then I have to edit out stuff eBay may not like), and that means I put a video aside thinking I'll get a chance to do more research. I am selling one called HARD DADDIES, and if it had the original packaging, you'd see hairy hunky 1970's star BRUNO sitting in a pick up truck with lovely and talented Shane. I wanted to figure out the original movie before selling, and it wasn't that hard - Brentwood's 1976 film, Bruno & Shane (also on HAYRIDE, FALCON FVP013). But then there's other 1970's cool footage, and fortunately I was able to recongize BERT EDWARDS. But which film?? I think I figured it out - my eBay description:"Bert Edwards in tight white jeans, and a mustached buddy in a hotel room. Very passionate oral and buttplay shows off both men's huge equipment well. Disco soundtrack. note: brief footage of skyline makes me think this could be BRENTWOOD - Matt Sterling's Erection Set." Now, I sold that video a couple years back, but my description back then is lame - loop #2 CONSTRUCTION BUDDIES - "2 guys head to bed for some relaxation"

Personally, I think Edwards' is great - and it's just not the monster cock, but more his enthusiasm - just look at his dive into his buddies ass with his face, and look at how hard and happy he is when his buddy's mustache dives into his ass. Such a professional! See what you think and let me know.

And, of course, my HARD DADDIES precondom compilation BRUNO! Bert Edwards (VHS) listing on eBay - item #9531760454, ends THURSDAY the 22nd.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).




Friday, June 16, 2006
Fred Halsted, the BOY and His Dad (pt 2)
EL PASO WRECKING CORP

"Wait a minute. Let me cool down or I might - POP!"

Director: Joe Gage (1977)

I had the next clip all ready, but at 8 minutes and 45mb's, I worried that it was too large a file for me to have a bunch of folks download, so I went back to my old sizing option, and it's same length, but a smaller size. I think the quality works OK, though. This is the DAD watching his kid blow Fred Halsted scene that I think is fantastic, as it's more in your head than what your actually seeing (although watching Mike Morris's face get all sweaty alone makes me wanna POP!) Enjoy.

And, of course, my EL PASO WRECKING CORP (VHS) listing on eBay - item #9529265267, ends SUNDAY the 18th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).




Thursday, June 15, 2006
Fred Halsted, the BOY and His Dad (pt 1)
EL PASO WRECKING CORP

"There ain'ta horse that can't be rode and a cowboy that can't be throwd."

Director: Joe Gage (1977)
Starring: Richard Locke and Fred Halsted; Also featuring: Clay Russell, Guillermo Ricardo, Keith Anthoni (in the motorcycle scene), Mike Morris (father), Jared Benson (son), Lou Davis, Steve King, Aaron Taylor, Robert Snowden, Ken Brown, Rob Carter, Jeanne Marie Marchaud, Veronica Compton, and in non-sexual roles Georgina Spelvin (she plays the bartender), and Stan Braddock; plus "The Wrecking Corps" - Hal Dorn, Joe Gage, Ty Harper, Delmer Jackson, Yank Jankowski, Christian Laage, Buck Lingren, Ed Murray, Bill Oberfeldt, and Al Yeager.

BLAH BLAH BLAH, you know i love this film, perhaps the one I've blogged most about over the years, given that most VHS versions are missing anywhere from 15-25 minutes from the original 1977 theatrical release. So, given that I am selling off another of these (mostly) uncut versions (see earlier February post with details about the film here), I was trying to find some footage that I haven't yet shown - and yet, the infamous so-called and mislabeled "incest" scene is still the one I get asked for most - the Dad & Son scene where Dad and Son don't actually do it - Dad just watches Son do it with red Halsted. But when Dad is the incredibly hot COLT model Mike Morris (is it true Mike never did any COLT movies, only photos???), I figured I should include the previous few minutes, in a rare (perhaps only) scene where we get to hear Mr. Morris talk. Later Ill try to post the actual sex scene. And, of course, my EL PASO WRECKING CORP (VHS) listing on eBay - item #9529265267, ends SUNDAY the 18th.

note: MIKE MORRIS, left; RICHARD LOCKE, right (you think I could post about Gage and Daddies and NOT get Richard Locke in there!!??




Wednesday, June 14, 2006
another fave from PSB's BILINGUAL - The survivors



Tuesday, June 13, 2006
You smile, and I am rubbing my eyes
At a dream come true

back in NYC, fighting the post-vacation blues..... funny, I wasn't prepared for the boyfriend to be even more upset about being back. (Yes, i have pics of him, and us together, but, ya know, he likes his privacy.... but he did say i could use these shots he took) Well, it's his birthday today, so we have a good reason to continue the party for one more day.... wish me luck making it a good evening for him.

And just to be extra corny, my (almost) favorite Pet Shop Boys song (again, I know) - It Always Comes As A Surprise




Thursday, June 08, 2006
YES, I'M REPEATING MYSELF (....but it's my favorite movie...)
HEATSTROKE

Director: Joe Gage (1982)
Starring:Roy Garrett, Casey Donovan, Richard Locke, Clay Russell, Clinton Coe, Bud Wallace, John Steele, Richard West, and of course, The Gage Men.

My all-time favorite. From the black-and-white shots at the beginning, the excellent Man Parrish theme song, and especially the amazing scene with Casey Donovan lost in the woods (sucking off all these guys with the hottest voice-over on film - a guy suggesting all sorts of hot sex scenes, from whacking off as you pull up to a gas station attendant, to making it with "Dad"...) a thoroughly amazing film! Set in Montana, some ranch hands set about to make the most of their weekend - time at the local peep shows, an excellent scene where Richard Locke gets it on with his ex-girl's new military boyfriend, and a scene where a guy is refused admission to the local sex club cuz he's too old, so he grabs a fellow rejectee (a preppy wearing an Izod shirt) and does it 'round back! All narrated by Rory, the "tenderfoot" as foreman Richard Locke like to call him, played wonderfully by Roy Garrett.




Tuesday, June 06, 2006
no blogging today - busy working on auctions so I can take a weekend out of town with the BF - woo-hoo! BUT, I am gonna sell one of my copies of my favorite (PORNO) movie, Joe Gage's HEATSTROKE, and I just can't zip thru it and type out a few notes - i am thoroughly enjoying this film for like the 800th time! OH, btw, apparently this is currently OUT OF PRINT (OOP); never made it to DVD, and no one is selling the VHS anymore, it seems.



Monday, June 05, 2006
Marine Furlough

director: Matt Sterling (1974/5?)

Starring: Bill, Gary Boyd & Mark (10-1/2) Stevens

This clip is from a film called Marine Furlough, but I found it on a BIJOU VIDEO compilation called DICKS SO BIG, THEY'LL TICKLE YOUR HEART. As some of you know from my eBay auctions, I try to give as much detail and info as possible in the body of my auctions so sellers know what they are getting, or maybe even reminds them of when they may have seen the video in the past, especially with these older ones. BIJOU VIDEO didn't have a great description, but the loops on this tape seemed like they may have been BRENTWOOD, and one looked like GARY BOYD, so on that hunch, I checked Gay Erotic Video Index, and he had some great info, which I then used as I was composing the auction. But as I'm reviewing the tape, I realized that music had been added, clearly at a later date, and I remembered that TROPHY VIDEO, which put out a series with lots of BRENTWOOD LOOPS, often added disco or even new-wavish music (New ORder stands out) in the early 80's. So now I would love to know the background music for this clip before I put it up for auction - help if you can, thanks!

UPDATE: "I've Found Love (Now That I've Found You)" by the group Love and Kisses from 1977. - THANKS to Jeff H.
(I'm selling - DICKS SO BIG, THEY'LL TICKLE YOUR HEART - on eBay (ends MONDAY)




Friday, June 02, 2006
TRICKING.... remember that word, it will be on the quiz



Thursday, June 01, 2006
Fee fie fo fum


wow, I get home from a boring evening at work last night, still worrying and pre-occupied about the eBay thing, and two - count them TWO - gentlemen sent mp3's for Devil's Gun! How Sweet; and then this morning, before i got a chance to post it, a 3rd nice man sends one. Very cool.