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juiced!


“JUICE, it’s a wild sensation; JUICE, it’s an inspiration”

as mentioned a few times in the past coupla weeks, another Arthur J. Bressan, Jr.’s film has been restored and is getting an NYC screening! THIS SATRUDAY the 14th!!!


JUICE (1984)
screening SATURDAY DECEMBER 14 – NYC

Anthology Film Archives 32 Second Avenue New York, NY 10003

Starring: Michael Christopher, Butch LaCross, Vincent Thomas (see interview link below), Robert Vega, Emilio Leone, Eric Ryan, Francesco Lorca, Jeff Stone, and Jeremy Scott

I wish this promo was of better quality, but I made it years back as an wmv file, now an mp4, still, I think it’s fun despite the quality

OK – So, i’m JUICED cuz I plan to get to the screening (but I’ll barely be in town 48 hours, I have a deadline to meet and – wait, that’s the plot of the film!) – I just hope no one feels the need to warn me about their being SEX in this PORNO MOVIE!

But I’ve got other things to be peeved about – check out this box cover art I found a while back – (yes, you can call it a JUICE BOX if you will) – apparently a subsequent VHS release, but Michael Christopher wasn’t good enough for the box, so rando scarey hair man was their choice???!!!

“A photographer working at the magazine “JUICE” has 48 hours in New York City to get some hot pics to meet the mag’s deadline. Eric Ryan and Michael Christopher, talk about 2 nice fat cocks! Michael Christopher in another gentle, sexy performance.” – nice quote!


OK, another scene – Butch LaCrosse and Jeff Stone “model” for Michael…and then… oh, don’t want to spoil the scene before you see it.

can i just say if someone can make this JUICE t-shirt a reality, I’ll cream my pants!

JUICE – the theme song – I swear someone transcribed it for me years back, but if anyone is in the mood, we’d all be ever so grateful for the lyrics!

Added bonus – i posted this the other day, but here it is again – I stumbled upon this 1987 Vince Thomas interview from Stallion magazine; check it out, includes interview + nekkid pics! (or download zip file here )

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Restaurant

I was very excited to see this comment from CRAIG, ID’ing the cover model from the Job Site movie as Drake Woods from Head Trips (1984). SO excited, in fact, that I spent a good amount of time putting together a post with video, images, VHS box cover art, and links, only to discover that – I POSTED THE CLIP BEFORE – and not that long ago in this 2021 post – Head Waiter.

But we’re here – so watch the clip here, or there, but read the post there it’s got some decent additional info – but but but – after Craig points out Drake Woods (replying to our JohnnyLlama) is the cover model – I take a re-look – hot guy, right? How cum I don’t recall him in Head Trips and what else has he done? Nothing! Nothing else that I can find, at least! He’s credited with 3 videos on GEVI, and it’s the same scene, Restaurant, from Al Parker’s Head Trips. Pics? well, the cover art is probably his best pics – sure he looks good below, in action, but no real straight on pics. Of course Tico looks great, and I may well have focused my camera mostly on Tico as well if I were the photographer (well, if i got any work done, that is) so here we are. Actually, the 3 men, all lightly hairy, each with one or more tattoos, and they get quite sweaty… I think I’ll take a little “alone time” break now.







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from a Bunkhouse magazine… I’m showing the full page below, so you can see the source. You know the pet peeve I am speaking of, right?

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Here’s the beef

no. i did not crop off his head, this is the way I found this lovely image (minor cropping at edges of magazine page) – either the photographer Jim Wigler, or the editor of the magazine is responsible.

you know why this image is under “pet peeves” – too bad, it is an almost perfect image – but I was adding another publication to this gentlemen’s “pornstar – videography” and figured I’d scan the 8-page photospread (with cheesy 1984 title), add one more pic – heck – more of this guy elsewhere on BJland

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EZ MEN

what’s wrong with this picture(s)? The more detail, the more points!

there may be hints in this previous post, but I’m looking for specifics here.

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uncut club of deceit

I doubt it will take you long to figure out why this is in my “pet peeve” category – not as annoying as missing or chopped us scenes from vintage films, of course, but… a cover model who is NOT in the film??? And a hot and desirable one at that?

That’s the cassette of the video I sold back in 2006 – and from my notes:

  • Starring: Terry Long, Chris Allen, Court Michaels, Ken Rogers, Dane, Billy Riff, Benji, Lucien Garnier, Buck Brannan, Tonie Shapiro, Jon Hall; + “presenting the Big Black Meat of” Al Hudson (AKA Al Copeland), Bones, Shy Box Richard Ford, Sven Larrin, Al Copeland.
    • – Any mention of sexy Rocco Rizzoli (AKA Giorgio Canali )?
  • “this video opens with sex at a private club for uncircumcised men. The script relates a new member (Terry Long) to the club for uncut guys getting an evening-long lecture by the club clerk on foreskin, guys who enjoy foreskin, other members, and life in general. The monologue allows for the various action to be fraweworked into the film. With a video screen of anonymous penises (both excellent and real) flashing by to the clerk and the new member, the flick has ten separate sex scenes: seven are solo masturbation sequences, the other three are brief couplings. The cast is a mixture of older and younger, Caucasian and black, and some who are really hung. The videography and editing in U.N.C.U.T. are above par – an obvious fetish video for skin fans.” – Bijou Video
  • “U.N.C.U.T. gives you foreskin by the yard.” – Studflix.
  • “If providing the viewer with a wide range of ‘natural’ men was the sole aim of the producer, he has succeeded admirably.” – Advocate Men.

And another thing!! (old man yelling at cloud) – I miss the days when the IMDB completely ignored gay porn, I mean, really!

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Guillermo Ricardo

I normally CROP off the words, but wanted to demonstrate one of my pet peeves – pics where the dick is nearly (or partially) off the page! why not have some more space to frame the genital area? and not photography credits, or “art director’s” fancy splash of color or half-assed frame! I mean, look at that cockhead, with a little bit just nibbled off by a poor photographer or editor!

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