the pic is from a magazine I sold years ago, called Heavy Loads, but originates from the film The Crotch Watcher. The scenes from that film of Gordon pigging out in a public bathroom are just lovely, truly lovely. But part two of The Crotch Watcher (or is it part three, i ferget) has Gordon picking up a young blond, and they head back to Gordon’s place where the usual happens. But the annoying thing is that everywhere – and I mean everywhere (although the Falcon website has him as just “Chris”), misidentifies the blond as Chris Burns . This guy is NOT Chris Burns, but I’ve never seen him before or since, and have never seen his real name.
No word on when Joe Gage will complete work on his documentary of OLD RELIABLE, but this weekend you can check out this ART OPENING – Outsider Porn:The Photographs of David Hurles , curated by none other than John Waters. Of course, the images above aren’t from David Hurles still photography, but stills from his videos. In fact, if you want, check out some some teaser videoclips over here; who knew Eric Ryan went by the name “Peace” when he did Old Reliable work!
lazy holiday monday
room in there for me, bub?
who needs a mattress?
so after the awkward introduction, i couldn’t help think, well, maybe. And as he excused himself and brushed past me, his smoke-scented beard caught my attention, and the curve of his lips through the hair seemed, well, worth investigating. some of my friends think it’s weird, since i don’t smoke, that every once in awhile i smell or taste a smoking man’s face and it’s just, well, such a turn on (and don’t get me started on a man who’s had a cigarette and a chocolate bar!). some time passes, and i find myself at the urinal, and next to me is that man who comes “highly recommended.” i dunno why kissing at the urinals is so hot, but take it from me – it fuckin is! after a few minutes, i leave the bathroom, i look for my friends. no where in sight, and he’s gone, too.
his name is on the tip of my tongue
if you’re fond of sand dunes…..
who’d think i’d be so excited to be on a cheap bus going north at 7am…. but in just under 7 days – WOO-HOO!!
america is waiting

So glad I found this site! I ran out of weed, and I really needed to laugh uncontrollably just to unwind from a day’s work. But I had no idea that within 5 minutes of going to america speaking out .com i would be off my chair, rolling around the floor in hysterics! clearly there are some “liberals” over there trying to stir up trouble or just have fun, but still, there is so much silly, scary, bizarre stuff on that site (and the conspiracy theories alone would make a great new FOX TV series! – North Korea attacked the Deepwater Horizon?? sure!) – I would have to say BEST SITE since luriddigs.com!
No will what’soever. no will what’soever! I haven’t seen any any any citizen over there stand up and say “hey, just a second.”