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Here’s the beef

no. i did not crop off his head, this is the way I found this lovely image (minor cropping at edges of magazine page) – either the photographer Jim Wigler, or the editor of the magazine is responsible.

you know why this image is under “pet peeves” – too bad, it is an almost perfect image – but I was adding another publication to this gentlemen’s “pornstar – videography” and figured I’d scan the 8-page photospread (with cheesy 1984 title), add one more pic – heck – more of this guy elsewhere on BJland

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EZ MEN

what’s wrong with this picture(s)? The more detail, the more points!

there may be hints in this previous post, but I’m looking for specifics here.

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uncut club of deceit

I doubt it will take you long to figure out why this is in my “pet peeve” category – not as annoying as missing or chopped us scenes from vintage films, of course, but… a cover model who is NOT in the film??? And a hot and desirable one at that?

That’s the cassette of the video I sold back in 2006 – and from my notes:

  • Starring: Terry Long, Chris Allen, Court Michaels, Ken Rogers, Dane, Billy Riff, Benji, Lucien Garnier, Buck Brannan, Tonie Shapiro, Jon Hall; + “presenting the Big Black Meat of” Al Hudson (AKA Al Copeland), Bones, Shy Box Richard Ford, Sven Larrin, Al Copeland.
  • – Any mention of sexy Rocco Rizzoli (AKA Giorgio Canali )?
  • “this video opens with sex at a private club for uncircumcised men. The script relates a new member (Terry Long) to the club for uncut guys getting an evening-long lecture by the club clerk on foreskin, guys who enjoy foreskin, other members, and life in general. The monologue allows for the various action to be fraweworked into the film. With a video screen of anonymous penises (both excellent and real) flashing by to the clerk and the new member, the flick has ten separate sex scenes: seven are solo masturbation sequences, the other three are brief couplings. The cast is a mixture of older and younger, Caucasian and black, and some who are really hung. The videography and editing in U.N.C.U.T. are above par – an obvious fetish video for skin fans.” – Bijou Video
  • “U.N.C.U.T. gives you foreskin by the yard.” – Studflix.
  • “If providing the viewer with a wide range of ‘natural’ men was the sole aim of the producer, he has succeeded admirably.” – Advocate Men.

And another thing!! (old man yelling at cloud) – I miss the days when the IMDB completely ignored gay porn, I mean, really!

and some related links –

and some totally unrelated uncut meat for you





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Guillermo Ricardo

I normally CROP off the words, but wanted to demonstrate one of my pet peeves – pics where the dick is nearly (or partially) off the page! why not have some more space to frame the genital area? and not photography credits, or “art director’s” fancy splash of color or half-assed frame! I mean, look at that cockhead, with a little bit just nibbled off by a poor photographer or editor!

more Guillermo Ricardo on BJland

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thighs n stuff

Scott


porno pet peeves? yes. look closely

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a real mind blower

The Devil and Mr. Jones

First Avenue Screening Room opened in 1973, but by March of 1975 it was renamed Byron Theatre when it began showing gay porn, opening with The Devil and Mr. Jones. This is cover art for my copy of the video, but, alas, I don’t have a “BETA cover art” category (I don’t have a BETA player; but nabbed this and perhaps 3 or 4 others over the years as the word was that BETA was better quality than VHS.), so shoving this into the VHS, and of course the “pet peeve” category – just check the cover, there’s a large version of the front if you need help with what the pet peeve could be in this case.



previous post, including video clip – The Devil and Mr. Jones – not for the squeamish, if I remember correctly.

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Sex Circus

I was just going to post the one pic, based on the film – Tony’s Inititation (1983) on GEVI – and then I thought to add another, and then went searching for a clip.

Director: Vex Werner (1983)
Starring: Beau Matthews, Michael Christopher, Tim Kramer, Chris Burns, Shawn McWilliams (Tony), Michael Carr, Dean Newcomb, Vix Werner (Jack Werner – “clown in the pie”?), Mike DeMarco , Brian Diaz, Paul Tischler

music by Jack Werner; fluffer: Lenny Ownsome – (do you think the director is related to the music guy?)

Turns out I sold my copy back in 2005; I now have a digital copy, but alas it is only 60 minutes, and my notes from 2005 says it’s 84 minutes – that’s a big chunk missing, which includes at a minimum, the final scene with Michael Christopher ( who I like) and Tim Kramer (who I kinda loathe). So, we may just have to enjoys these stills of beautiful Beau Matthews.



magazines – Sex Circus, and Swinging On A Star

and I’ve posted about this before! (with less words, more pics. oh well)