
who you may remember from such films as
- Sgt. Swann’s Private Files (1985)
- Discharged (1986)
- Sgt. Swann’s Fantasies (1986)
- The Size of His Toys (1990)

Seems he’s in as many compilations (7 Wonders of All Worlds Video, Cum & Cum Again Video Games, Sgt Swann: Video Games 4, and Private Files , as original videos – I’ve never seen Sgt. Swann’s Fantasies – “A two hour video production in four segments. Starring GLENN “MR. SAFESEX” SWANN. “Glenn Swann has made masturbation an art form!” See and hear the nation’s most famous Marine Drill Instructor order you to practice Safe Sex Techniques while demonstrating them alone and with a partner. You’ll jump to obey!
2 hours solo is HARD to do well….

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I can’t resist a man in uniform:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mroKyPhbUeo/S4pQGiOye5I/AAAAAAAA3Kg/DQXANXM8UVk/s1600/GlennSwann_brutos5139_GlennSwann1.jpg
Or out of uniform – even better!
http://cocksuckersguide.com/StarSearch/fullsups/31/glennswannaebn1.jpg
Wasn’t he adorable?! I know you like him because he’s furry! : )
I can’t resist the combination of a young, hot guy being rugged and masculine, yet at the same time, boyishly sweet – that smile and dimpled chin!
I use the term “hottieâ€, as both a description, and a term of endearment. There are a number of porn stars who are big and strapping, who have warm eyes, and a lovely smile – so endearing!
Guys like Bill Henson, Erron, Paul Johnson, Brandon Wilde (’80s), Tom LeDuc, Colby Keller, Spencer Quest, Billy Herrington, as well as Glenn Swann, etc., stir both my heart and loins! They’re cute, but they’re definitely not twinks – studly yet cuddly! : P
My only qualm with Swann is that I wished he made better films. The studios he worked for were pretty low rent. Why didn’t Falcon ever use him, or Matt Sterling? : (
If he worked out more, he probably could have qualified for Colt. He deserved to be better photographed in action. : )
If only Sean Cody was available during his time. Oh well, c’est la vie!
Wow, I didn’t realize that he’s now about my age! None of us are getting any younger!
Even the porn hotties!
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Yes, Paul Johnson!! Agreed. Yes, Colby Keller! Yes, Spencer Quest! Oh, I love it when I am reminded of old favorites!
Actually, I think I was searching for Colby Keller pics just the other day. I think for me he may have tipped the scale from cuddly to studlier. He is great fantasy husband material!
I applaud your excellent taste, Obsessed!
Why thank you, JohnnyLlama! : )
Flattery will get you everywhere, at least with me!
I applaud your curiosity, enthusiasm, and of course, your appreciation!
Leave it to BJ, to bring us “pornoisseurs†aka porn geeks and nerds, together!
Thanks, BJ!
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I think I must have missed out on this. I remember Sgt. Swann and his scruffy hotness, he was so popular, he made a lasting impression. But I don’t think I’ve seen the videos. How did he get that title? Was he really an activist or was he just promoting the videos? Either way, he was a cutie!
Greetings Johnny–My Pet-Llama! : )
You’re all over the map, with interesting responses to BJ’s wonderful posts! I really wish, I could reply to all your questions and subjects, which you bring up, but I simply don’t have the time!
They’re especially tempting, when they’re specifically directed at me, as a reference! Parisian’s and zephyr’s comments are also tempting!
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I’m such an egotistical narcissist! When it comes to all-male porn, I feel such a need, to shove my opinion down everyone’s throat! LOL! : )
Anyway, I really felt a need to return to this subject, with some more examples – full justice! I found your response to this post to be especially touching and concurring! I love it that you “get†me! : )
To further elaborate on what I said before, I love actors and porn star that are big, rugged, and masculine, yet still have a boyish sweetness! The sweetness manifests itself through their warms eyes and gentle smiles – Ah! Manliness with warmth and charm is irresistible! : )
Actors like Jeff Bridges, Kurt Russell, Ed Harris, Montgomery Clift, Joel McCrea, John Krasinski, Matthew Modine, James Dean, Paul Rudd, Dean Jones, Ricky Schroder, Henry Cavill, and the delicious Rod Taylor (even BJ likes him!), etc. all have a child-like transparency.
Their smiles could melt an iceberg! : )
Even as they mature, you can still see traces of their former boyishness, especially y when they smile – twinkle! : )
I was in a hurry when I first listed these tall, strapping, porn stars above. I should have also added Bob Bishop, Denny (Colt), Gage Weston, Dennis West, David Dakota, Gabriel Clark, Jason Kingsley, Brandon Irons, Patrick Knight, Mark Baxter, Johnny V, Kurt Rogers, Rex Donahue, Brandon Cody, Dean Phoenix, and J.J. Knight, etc.
I don’t know why, I didn’t also list some stars, from the foreign market – absent minded! So let me also include, Fernando Nielsen, Victor Racek, Ettore Tosi, and Roberto Giorgio, etc.
As I’ve said before, what’s great about slang, especially gay slang; is that you can appropriate it, for your own personal use!
When I use the description “hottie†or “stud-muffinâ€, I think of a guy who is both sexually attractive and cute! That also usually means that they’re smooth, short in stature, and young – collegiate age; at least the way I use it! : )
Ever since this post, I’ve been trying to create a description, which distinctly differentiates these porn dreamboats, from hotties and stud-muffins. : /
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“Strappin’ Hotties†doesn’t really cut it. : / Most of these guys are tall, muscular, rugged, and masculine, yet they still have a boyish warmth and charm!
They make you say “Ah†in both ways! Both as an expression of warm endearment; and one of lust, greed, and mouth-watering desire – Mmmm … fuck yeah! : P
As I’ve said before: sexy yet sweet – cute, but still a brute – studly, yet cuddly – hunky, but spunky – hot, but with a soft spot! : )
I kind of like the description, “Bruiser Babesâ€. What do you think? : )
I’m looking for some kind of appropriate description, which is manly, edgy, and cute! I’m really leaning toward “Beastie Boyâ€. I just hope that 80‘s hip-hop group, won’t sue me, for infringement! : /
Now to be sure, I wouldn’t describe a big, hulking, porn bull-stud, like Jack Dragon, Cannon Lee, Ledermeister, Bull Stanton, Ed Dinakos, Frank Vickers, etc. as a “hottieâ€, “stud-muffinâ€, or “beastie boyâ€!
I love them all! : )
Anyway, let me further celebrate two of these “beastie boysâ€, which were on my original list!
I’m so glad that you’re also a fan of Colby Keller, Johnny! I much prefer when he’s clean-shaven and short haired. I don’t think that the “Grizzly Adams†look is flattering! : /
As a performer, he seldom disappoints – versatile! : P
(I hope these links work!)
I can’t resist posting this porn picture of the Raging Stallion loop he made in 2011 – so hot! The title is “Late Night Hit†with that mature bruiser, Ben Stone! Stone is quite a curio – a butch bottom!
I don’t think he’s ever fucked a guy on film, though he looks like a top! Variety is the spice of life, especially in all-male porn! This combination is pretty interesting – much appreciated!
Normally a guy who looks like Stone, rugged, mature, and built, would be the one fucking the younger, leaner, cuter guy, in this case Colby Keller. Though Keller at 6’2â€, is taller than Stone. It’s fascinating, how they turn that meme on its head!
NOTE: I love how their skin tones contrast – dark and light!
I also love the physical detail of Stone putting his left hand on Keller’s abdomen, signaling him to go slow – sexy! He’s not yet ready, for a deep plunging of Colby’s big dick – Ouch!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T9h_ZwjruwE/T2Bbw0FQ3jI/AAAAAAAAUAk/GZMe8XHX-ME/s1600/Ben+Stone+colby+keller+(1).jpg
I’ll defy any viewer, who doesn’t think that Bill Henson was one of the most beautiful men, to ever appear in all-male porn – divine! His North Eastern accent was very endearing! *SWOON*
He probably wouldn’t want me as a lover. I’d be too possessive and demanding! I wouldn’t be able to stop wanting, to always fuck him – no rest! *SIGH* : ( LOL!
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-K6adfj1kijg/WJ2v70ApDbI/AAAAAAAAqrg/J-PTHVCkOkgM3YKeZ5Whz0vwfqKpE7zmACLcB/s1600/AMatterOfSize-028.jpg
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Let me also celebrate these two new additions, to the “beastie boy†list:
I absolutely adore the popular, Joe Cade – huge, 6’1â€, yet cute as a teddy bear! What a beauty! I always wished he would have posed for Colt! : 0
With just a little shifting of the eyes, he could go from affection warmth, to sexual heat, in a split second! : P
He had a smile, just like hockey player, Wayne Gretzky! Maybe they’re related. Both are from Canada! : )
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fUFlY0a96rQ/V-kd1-gv55I/AAAAAAAAicA/H3bB-5ed-F8F22fAXVgCXmMtTUW3R_btACLcB/s1600/1361136013_joe-cade1.jpg
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fA7I9tFfZ60/XNqi3TXiCSI/AAAAAAABHu0/i-a_qsWGvmMMfVDezWN4A_YMOVwkYf7tQCLcBGAs/s1600/JoeCade-AM0387-008.jpg
Do any of you queers, remember Kansas boy, Thomas Lloyd? I thought he was adorable – fuzzy wuzzy!
He was only on the porn scene, for a short while. He was quite a tall, scrapper, 6’3â€! But not a skyscraper!
I thought his slight overbite and dimples, were quite endearing! : )
http://brutoseros.blogspot.com/search/label/Thomas%20Lloyd
https://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles/l/i_stars/Lloyd_Thomas/index.html
As you can tell by my porn descriptions, I love to categorize! Though I try not to judge, label, or stereotype – a benign hypocrisy! : )
What can I do? I have a candy store appreciation and greed, for all types of men!
Not mention, all type of porn combinations and scenarios! : )
I suspect many of you do, also! : )
Thank you for this indulgence, BJ honey! Love ya!
XOXOXO
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Gorgeous photo of Joe Cade at the window. Absolute perfection. I much prefer him to any of those “bull-studs” you listed. I don’t like extreme buffing usually. Darius Ferdynand, popular in the 00’s and 10’s, started out slim and muscular, but then wanted bigger muscles, and it didn’t look as good. I’m not a fan of Ledermeister, although that will probably get me kicked out of here. There was a TV action actor, William Smith, used to be on Laredo, who was an early ‘big body-builder’, died last week. I thought he was magnificent and he did all those early 70s biker movies like Angels Die Hard and Chrome and Hot Leather with Joe Namath and Ann-Margret. There was usually a moment in any of his films in which he very obviously displayed his basket–totally classy and erection-inducing. I saw his house in Laurel Canyon, and even that was Phallic.
You talk about “butch bottom”, there are definitely Hung Bottoms, and they’re the hottest of all–usually versatile like magnificent Ted Colungo (who’s actually Hungarian), who’s done plenty of flip-fuck films and Justin Cade did his share of bottoming (surely he and Joe, when “married”, both fucked each others’ brains out–I deeply hope so, or I…I…I…just can’t go on living…)
Being more corrupt than you, dearest Obsessed, I probably don’t care for “childlike transparency” as much as I used to. Keith Carradine always looked like he was on the make and deserved to get it and always did–I can’t think of anyone better-looking when young, although Alain Delon equals him…What I thought amusing when I recently watched Delon in the old Antonioni masterpiece L’Eclisse, with gorgeous Monica Vitti, was how he looks like a way more sophisticated and elegant version of Tom Cruise (younger generations have therefore been deprived, because Mr. Cruise doesn’t have that to any noticeable degree, although he’s sometimes a good unsubtle actor.) Neither Carradine nor Delon look particularly innocent. I have to admit, though, that there’s nothing I like more than young men about 24, who actually swoon a little out loud when you squeeze their exquisite firm asses and finger their delicious assholes while sucking the hell out of their Pricks till they moan as they bring in the ineffable dessert creme…yes, I worship that sort of innocence, and get it often, but never from hustlers–that’s worse than even I can be, they threw their lives away years ago.